Ah, I'm so bad at keeping up with this blog. I actually have an excuse in this case. Things have been crazy this month. First, I took another trip on the Trans-Siberian, got sick during the second part of the trip, and then came back to a pile of work. Sometimes I forget that I'm in grad-school since I don't have busywork every day but then when I remember how many projects I have on the back burner, it all comes back to me pretty fast and I fly into a panic. That, however, has not been the cause of my lack of updates. Per the title of this post, I'm moving! It's a much longer story than it seems and I apologize in advance for bumming you out with this disaster. Thus, I present you with my latest post.
Kelsey Moves: Part 1
As I've mentioned in my other posts, life here in Irkutsk is pretty great. The weather is sunny for the most part and when it's not sunny, it's a snowy, frost covered winter wonderland and is basically like living in a strange little snow globe. The people are nice for the most part too, I'm making friends, and I like all of my classes. Those of you who talk with me on a regular basis know that there's one glaring exception to all of this, that, of course, being my host. I think I briefly mentioned in one of the earlier posts how she tried to cheat me out of $50, a situation, that I really didn't want to explain in detail at the time since I've been trying to keep all of my posts pretty upbeat.
Like I said, everything here has been great save for this situation (I feel like this is a disclaimer and I'll be repeating it a couple more times throughout this story, haha) and I don't want to cast my time here in a totally negative light based solely on the behavior of one miserable individual (I've been using all sorts of spicy words for her here in Russia, so we'll just stick with that for the print version of events). However, her behavior has been pretty ridiculous and I need to vent so now you get to know all of the juicy details.
When I moved in in September, things started out ok. Not great but not terrible. Pretty much from day one I got the feeling that this woman, Irina, was only interested in my money. That's not to say that money isn't somewhat of a draw for any host but there's a huge difference between someone whose sole motivation in hosting a foreign student is entirely financially motivated and someone who, while happy to be getting extra money each month, is also interested in sharing their culture and getting to know their student. In the past, I've had great host families and whereas they were getting a stipend each month for hosting me, I never felt like I was just a cash cow. Unfortunately, that's been the case with Irina which is even more disappointing since everyone else I've met here in Irkutsk has been extremely kind and welcoming and gone out of their way to make me feel at home. That's why Siberia is such a great place to study abroad if you're interested in coming to Russia--as a rule, people are very open and generous...save for my host. My host is an aberration of the worst kind.
The first serious incident I had with her was in October when it was time to pay my rent. When I first moved in, I asked (as more of a formality than anything) if she wanted me to pay extra to use the laundry machine. Just as an aside, no one I know who's lived in Russia has ever been asked to pay extra to do laundry. Water, especially in Siberia, is a really cheap commodity and so a couple extra loads a month doesn't really make a difference in anyone's water bill--and if it does, it's not by much at all and should be more than covered by what they're getting paid each month to host. So I was a little bit surprised when she told me that, yes, of course I needed to pay to use the laundry machine. As if that was a given. That was sort of strange but I figured that maybe things in Siberia were slightly more expensive (little did I know that the average water bill is between 50-100 rubles, or $1.50-$3.50) and so I asked how much she wanted me to pay per month. She sort of brushed off my question and gave a non-commital "Oh don't worry about it now, we'll figure it out at the end of the month" sort of reply which I took as confirmation that it's really not expensive and if there was a difference in their water bill, that's all I would pay. I guess my bad for just assuming that but like I said, the other host families I've had in Russia have been comprised of kind, honest people who would never dream of ripping off a foreign student so I didn't bother to press the issue. Cue one month later when it's time to pay rent. I bring up the topic again and ask how much I need to pay for doing my laundry roughly 4 times during the month of September. Also, as an aside, I was gone for more than half of the month of September--I only arrived on the 7th, traveled every weekend, and spent the last week of the month on a trip on the Trans-Siberian. That is to say, this woman basically got two weeks of free rent for the month of September (which comes to about $325 which is by no means anything to scoff at, especially in Russia). Anyway, Irina once again offhandedly tells me that she's not sure how much I need to pay, which I once again take as a sign that she needs to check the water bill to see if there's a difference. Nope. The bounds of this slag's greed know no bounds. She is utterly shameless.
She wants $50
Fifty. Dollars.
If that seems like a joke to you in American terms, let me confirm that it's EVEN MORE of a joke in Russian terms. It took me a minute even to process such a ridiculous request.
"Do you mean fifteen dollars?", I asked, thinking that maybe I misheard her. Even that would be pretty steep but it's still within the realm of possibility. Or so I thought at the time.
Nope, fifty. "Why, is that expensive in the US?", she asks, trying to wipe the greed induced slobber emanating from her mouth before I notice.
Yes, that is extremely ridiculous. And I'm not going to pay it. This is what I said at the time and followed it up with a "show me the receipts". I was actually even more polite about it than I should have been and explained that if there was in fact a difference in the water bill based on the amount of laundry I did, I would pay it but only if she could actually determine what that difference was and not just come up with a random sum. The sum was actually not all that random, in all honesty. My rent is $650 each month and since Irina wants to be paid in dollars, I've paid an alternating $700 one month, $600 the next since I can only get $100 bills. In short, she's greedy and wants an even $700 each month which is totally ridiculous and breaks the original renters agreement we both signed when I moved in.
That was the first hiccup, as it were. I didn't end up paying her the $50 since she could in no way prove that that was the difference and everyone here let me know that her request was totally out of the question. I probably should have made a bigger deal out of it at the time since she was so obviously trying to rip me off and basically broke our agreement within the first month of my living with her, but I decided to just brush it off and see if the situation improved since the apartment is located in a decent part of town and I didn't feel like moving out so soon after arriving. Yup, that was mistake! I blame it on my русская лень ("russkaya len", i.e. russian laziness) which is a character trait I fully embrace every time I come to Russia. I find that I have to be a much more chill, relaxed, and accepting person here in Russia to get through the day than I am ordinarily in the US just based on how things here are run. If I try to be too proactive or ambitious in achieving my goals, nothing will ever come of it and I just end up getting insanely frustrated and depressed. I'm not sure if this makes any sense but it's what works for me and is ordinarily a positive thing in my everyday Russian life. Just not in this case. In this case, I should have taken my host to task, reported her to the university, and let our local Middlebury coordinator, Phillip, have a lovely chat with her like he wanted to from the get go. However, I didn't want to do this at the time and let it go. Like I said, it was a mistake on my part.
Things after this were ok for a little while, save for me being forced to do all of my laundry by hand in the bathtub, but then promptly took a turn for the worst. Irina is without a doubt the most unpleasant person I've ever had the misfortune of living with. I really have nothing good to say about her. I'll just sum it up by saying that she's a miserable human being and my quality of life has suffered since moving in with her. I've lost nearly ten pounds, in part due to the fact that she's also broken our agreement by feeding me pretty much whatever is lying around the house. To be fair, I will say that I normally lose a good deal of weight when I'm overseas in general, but she's still done a pretty poor job of providing me with decent food which is also out of line because $150 of my monthly rent goes specifically to feeding me. A small plate of leftover salad and single, stale serving of творог ("tvorog" think like sweet cottage cheese of sorts) doesn't really constitute an acceptable breakfast, especially when she's being paid to provide me with two full meals a day. A babushka would cry in shame at such fare. In the immortal words of Whitney Houston, show me the receipts! Seriously, I would love to see how much money she's pocketed each month in feeding me leftover slop for breakfast. Look, I understand that she works and occasionally I wouldn't mind if that's what was waiting for me when I woke up in the morning. It happens. However, when I'm in a situation where that happens at least 3 or 4 days a week that's pretty unacceptable.
I'll cut to the climax of the story since I could go on for pages and pages about the various reasons why it's so unpleasant living with her. Plus, the climax of this story (at least I hope it is since this situation is currently ongoing) is totally ridiculous. Right, so even before I went on my last trip a week or so ago, I decided that I definitely wanted to move. Initially, that was only going to happen at the end of the semester but Phillip worked his magic and found me a new place to live with a kind babushka who cooks really well and gave me a sheep skin coat when she decided that I was "as skinny as a north korean". Like I said, most people here are really nice! I was supposed to live with this woman, Ludmila Danilovna, from the get go but unfortunately, due to health problems, she wasn't able to take me in. Now that she's feeling better and after meeting me and hearing how crappy my situation is (and deciding that I was underfed, the worst of crimes in the world of babushkas) she invited me to come live with her starting in December. Basically when I heard that I could flee from the clutches of Irina a month early, I was ready to cut the cord and get out. Why suffer any longer than I had to? According to our renter's agreement, all I had to do to be on the up and up was give her two weeks notice that I would be leaving.
All that needed to be done was to double check with the university here in Irkutsk that I could change my registration, which I could, and then I could give my two weeks notice. I was especially ready to do this since she was more rude to me than usual after I got back from my trip a week ago. I caught a cold on the second leg of it so when I got back to Irkutsk last Saturday, all I really wanted to do was sleep all day on my couch which in no way affects or inconveniences anyone. (Also, seriously, I'm 22 and a grad student. It is my divine right to sleep all day on the weekend if I so choose. That is why I decided to go massively into student debt.) Of course, I never heard the end of it when I came out for dinner. "Are you just going to sleep all day tomorrow too? I don't even understand how you can be tired. You were on vacation.". When I explained that I was tired because I barely slept during the trip (details soon to come in my trip post, a much happier post), she immediately implied that the reason I hadn't slept on my trip was because I was busy having wild, unrestrained sex with Phillip all over Novosibirsk. That, by any standards, is totally rude and offensive and annoyed me since I've explained many times over that this is not the case. ANYWAY. Irina also decided this weekend that she was tired of the fact that my damp laundry, which I do by hand once a week in the bathtub, makes my room humid when I hang it out to dry and wants me to start taking it to a laundromat. So basically if I don't pay $50 a month to use her washing machine, then I can't do any laundry in the house what so ever which is a joke. Needless to say, when I got the go ahead from the university to give my two weeks notice, I was more than happy to let her know. This is when the fun began.
I explained to her that my classes next semester would be moved to МИЭЛ, the university on the left island of Irkutsk, therefore making my commute every day a complete nightmare so I was going to move. This isn't the case but I figured that it would be the least offensive excuse as to why I was moving since I didn't want to create a scandal since I'd be forced to live with her another two weeks. Of course, my reasoning didn't matter since she's a harpy and only out for my money and immediately launched into a tirade about how she was being cheated out of December's rent since she could have taken in another foreign student instead of me from the get go. That's also not the case since all of the other foreign students who came this semester chose to live in the dorms (Middlebury makes us live in host families which is usually the right call) and I was the only student who was looking for a room to rent. In any case, even if there were other students that she could have taken in, by the terms of our renter's agreement, I'm only obligated to pay on a month to month basis and only have to give two weeks notice if I decide to move. Which I did. She's also broken our agreement ten times over so I didn't feel all that bad in any case. After her tirade, I decided to go out for the night with some of my friends which turned out to be a good call since not long after that, Phillip made the official "Middlebury" phone call to her to let her know that I would be moving and all hell broke loose.
Irina decided that I should have to pay her for the month of December, despite the fact that I would be leaving on the 30th of November, and refused to refund the $50 I paid in advance for December's rent because we "weren't behaving fairly" (i.e. Вы не правильно со мной поступили!!!). She's a peach. Long story short, Phillip was not having it and dealt with her appropriately then called to warn me so I stayed out until she went to bed. It was a good call. For roughly twenty four hours I didn't see her and when I did for the first time last night, she was extremely cold towards me and basically said absolutely nothing other than that there was dinner on the table if I wanted it (this was when she strolled in at about 9 at night without leaving me anything in the fridge for dinner, also a "no no" per our agreement). I figured that if that was the worst she would do, then I could put up with another two weeks in the apartment since I'd already paid for November and didn't want to lose that money. Cut to this morning when I woke up. Initially, I got the silent treatment and then she began to talk and first launched into a tirade about Phillip being weird for moving into a new apartment and trying to get me to agree that it was "some sort of sign" (which I didn't because Phillip is the shit and awesome) and maybe I shouldn't let him make me move because that's weird. I disagreed. Politely, but firmly. And then she started going off about how she was going to go complain to the university about Phillip "breaking the agreement" and that's when I corrected her and let her know that in no way was Phillip or I for that matter, breaking anything since all we had to do was give her two week's notice. And then she started going off on me about all sorts of imagined wrongs--blah, blah, blah. For the most part in Russia, like I said, I'm a pretty calm person but it's a totally different situation when someone is blatantly taking advantage of me or treating me unfairly like she was, so needless to say, I was not having it. To my credit, I wasn't rude but I was very firm and cut her off mid tirade and let her know what was up. If only there was an OPI tester present! I would have easily gotten a Superior. It's amazing how awesome my Russian gets when I'm furious. Really, it suddenly becomes 10 times better than it normally is when I'm reading someone the riot act. Basically, I let her know that in no way was any of that my responsibility, that the university in Irkutsk determines where I have my classes--not me--that Middlebury decides where I live--not me--and that in no way was I breaking any agreement and if she wanted a reminder, I would be happy to show her what she signed when I moved in and we could go over some of the other details she seemed to have forgotten about. Also, that it's the university in Irkutsk's decision where I have classes--not Phillip's--and their ultimate say where I'm registered--not Phillip's--but if she has a problem with him, she should get in contact with him and not complain to me, and that he would be more than happy to address her concerns again. And she promptly shut up in shock and anger. But being a generally unpleasant, spiteful sort of person, she then launched into a new tirade about how she was going to report me to immigration services and that if any nasty problems popped up for me, I shouldn't get offended because I was the one who was choosing to leave. At that point, I pretty much laughed in her face since my visa lasts until mid June and I'll be getting a new registration when I move, so absolutely nothing would ever come of that. Also, I know for a fact that she's dodging taxes by having her mother registered in their city apartment when in fact she lives out in the country. So there. This would have been the greatest OPI in the history of OPIs if it had been recorded. It's a shame. It ended with her storming out of the room which I take as a sign that I won or rather, that she knows that she's completely in the wrong and had nothing else to say after I called her out for it.
Looong story short, I'm moving out for good on Monday. Phillip is moving into a two bedroom apartment and won't be fully moved in for another week or so so there's an empty, but fully furnished, apartment for me to live in until December 1st. The person who lived here before him may or may not have been a transient serial killer so the apartment is filled with all sorts of weird but highly entertaining stuff so it should be a fun filled two weeks of exploration. The only part of this that sucks is that I lose rent money for the month of November that should have gone to feeding me but it's worth eating ramen and гречка for two weeks if it means getting out of that place. Oh lord. I'm in the apartment right now killing a bit of time before I go back to hell for the night. The reasoning behind this is that Phillip and I are going to collect all of my stuff Monday morning while she's at work and move me out then to avoid a huge, unnecessary blow out so I'll be spending tonight and tomorrow night at the apartment to keep up appearances. It should be fun. Updates to come!
Sorry for such a long, nasty post but it's what's going on in my life right now and I guess the whole point of this blog is to keep people up to date with what I'm up to. I'll try to make the next post more upbeat since I still have to update about my latest Trans-Siberian adventure. Until then, I leave you with this mess.